anomaly #001 [ humanoid ] [ jubilant ] [ harmless ] Observations discovered, stickily: A humanoid-shaped tree species, located in what is known as the “Woods of Bloodthrob”, a forest said to have a living heartbeat. Research suggests these creatures are humans, calcified by the plant life’s bark. Whether or not they’re still alive is
anomaly #002 [ jubilant ] [ tempermental ] [ humanoid ] Observations discovered, harmoniously: A seemingly demonic entity, found in the sandy deserts. Grooves to a rhythm unheard by the human ear. Does not pose a threat unless its ritual is disturbed. Best to just leave it to its dance. anomaly number 001
anomaly #001 [ humanoid ] [ melancholic ] [ harmless ] Observations discovered, solemnly: A depressive, humanoid creature. Blue, lanky, and sad, it cries frequently, for reasons unknown. Does not appear to be a physical threat to anyone but itself. However, its misery may be contagious. anomaly number 001
